Monday, August 27th, 2012
Warning:  Explicit Content

Mega Beast Death Match 2012 Finals Cover by Bo Kaier“There’s Gonna Be a Hard 8 Tonight”

The worst Swedish fish…
How to get spell off a white couch…

And who would win in a fight to the death:  A flying invisible panda-ray with missile launchers and a pair of gun turrets, a 30 foot tall, 6-ton hydrogen filled naughtilus with heat vision, giant flamingo legs and bayonet tentacles, an anthropomorphized salamander-horse necromancer that can run the speed of light, cast barrier spells and subjugate the recent dead, or a winged, acid-spitting octo-platypus with probability altering abilities and a cricket bat…

You decide who becomes the champion of the Season V Super Animal Megabeast Competition!

Warning:  Super Explicit and just awful, as always.

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Episode Art:  Bo Kaier

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Saturday, June 30th, 2012
Warning:  Explicit Content!

Cover for Mega Beast Death Match 2012 round 4 podcast, art by Bo Kaier“The Moan of Consent”

Cockability…
Sperm Cookies…
And who would win in a fight to the death:
A salamander necromancer, a talking horse that runs the speed of light or a 2 and a half ton barricuda/anteater made of steel?

Warning:  Mature Immature Audiences Only!

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Episode Art:  Bo Kaier

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Friday, June 8th, 2012

Cover for Mega-Beast Death-Match 2012 episode 3, Siaflease vs Flamingoliath vs Dreadnaughtilus, art by Bo Kaier“If it’s already in there, it’s already on there…
(This is a discussion)”

Bo’s surgically installed vagina…
Ron Paul’s detachable penis…
And who would win in a fight:

A 35-foot tall flamingo clad in biblical armor, a 2-ton flying nautilus that shoots air torpedos, or six calculating, vindictive Labrador retriever-sized Siamese cat/fleas with serrated mandibles and heat vision.

Warning:  Explicit, offensive and unsettling content.  Don’t blame us for listening!  Unless you love it…

More information about this year’s competition, and the ‘heats’ that produced its competitors, can be found at mega-beasts.com.

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Episode Art:  Bo Kaier

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Tuesday, May 15th, 2012
Warning:  Ridiculously offensive (and awesome) content

Mega Beast Death Match 2012 round 2 Cover, art Bo Kaier“You Can’t Roll 3 and Pick 2, M@therf%#cker…”

Snorks vs. Smurfs
Chicken vs. Platypus Egg

And who would win in a fight to the death… a 6-foot tall cricket with bat wings, a 400 lb. octopus with cobra legs or a platypus that can manipulate probability…

More information about this year’s competition, and the ‘heats’ that produced its competitors, can be found at mega-beasts.com.

Subscribe to the Death-Match Podcast via iTunes!

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Episode Art:  Bo Kaier

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Thursday, April 12th, 2012
Warning:  Swear words, pervasive sexual imagery, perversion of all kinds, cultural take-downs, destruction of character, mockery of death, and Michael Bay movie news. Absolutely not for children or most adults.

Mega Beast Death Match 2012 round 1 Cover“Just get him in the room”

The Al-Qaida Fulbright…
Predator Snuff-Porn…
And who would win in a fight to the death:

A rabid 3-ton flying squirrel the size of a moose, a stealthy air-breathing flight-enabled manta ray that drops concussive missles, or a eugenically forged 6-foot tall Communist Red Panda with metal capped claws and back-mounted retractable gun turrets.

Warning, super-duper explicit, do not listen unless you’re well aware of what you’re getting in to. The hosts make sport of saying horrible things.

More information about this year’s competition, and the ‘heats’ that produced its competitors, can be found at mega-beasts.com.

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Episode Art:  Bo Kaier

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