Thursday, May 17th, 2012

Cover for Drabblecast episode 243, The Other Lila, by Richard K. GreenI step out of a porter booth in the overheated Los Angeles station and reach up to peel off my winter coat. That’s when I realize something’s wrong with my hand — it feels numb and prickly, and the fingers aren’t quite responding the way they’re supposed to. Weird. I don’t recall circulatory problems being listed among the possible side effects…

This episode of The Drabblecast explores the meaning of identity. In the drabble, two friends swap bodies after being struck by lightning, but is anyone paying attention? In the feature, having an extra finger after a teleporter accident turns out to be the least of Lila’s worries; she now must contend with an entirely additional Lila.

Play
Originally published in Bull Spec (Summer 2010).
Episode Art:  Richard K. Green
Read by:  Naomi Mercer

Twabble:  “"1000 bucks to hunt zombies in your park? Where'd you get them?" "We started with 22. The rest were like you. Customers." ”  by  MattMooreWrites

Tagged , , , , , ,



Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

Cover for Drabblecast episode 233, A Blade of Love, by K. MartinezAllan Thermoose’s wife is in love with a blade of grass. It’s the 375th blade directly even with the crack in the third slab of sidewalk east of the mailbox. The blade gets full sun all day, and Allan, a stickler for lawn maintenance, is careful to water it, along with all the others, for approximately thirty minutes per day, moving the sprinkler three times to ensure even water distribution. He occasionally counts the residual droplets left on the tufts of grass fifteen minutes after he shuts off the water. If he’s not happy with the results, he repeats the process until he’s positive his lawn has had enough to drink.

This episode of the Drabblecast is concerned with strange love. In the drabble, a mother’s last thoughts are for her son as the mower’s blades cut her down but pass over him. In the feature, Allan Thermoose’s wife falls in love with a blade of grass. Her behavior increasingly unconventional includes: standing outside staring at the lawn, forbidding Allan to cut that blade, sleeping outside on the lawn, and dressing up for the blade. It soon becomes clear that action must be taken.

Play
A Drabblecast original story.
Episode Art:  K. Martinez

Twabble:  “Starting my new job today, I really screwed up at my last job. Hopefully being a ghost will be safer than being a stunt man. ”  by  tehmedus

Tagged , , , , , , , , , ,



Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

Cover for Drabblecast episode 232, Valentine's Day with the Gods, by Jerel Dye

The first ‘Go to Hell!’
The Angels did say
To certain poor bastards
On Valentine’s Day;

‘Go to Hell!
We do our job well!
It ain’t who you are
It’s what you can sell…’

On Valentine’s Day,
The World demands Love
With a milk-chocolate fist
In a red tin-foil glove.

Romance is featured in this episode of the Drabblecast. In the drabble, falling in love with a werewolf causes problems for a vampire. In the feature, on Valentine’s Day a freshly engaged couple stops at a tavern for dinner. They are seated among a collection of deities representing various traditions and religions who lead them to question their relationship, as well as the meaning of love and marriage at all among the horrors of the cosmos.

Play
A Drabblecast original story.
Episode Art:  Jerel Dye

Twabble:  “As I leaned in to kiss her moist, pink lips, I received a small electric shock! It must have been static from my PC monitor. ”  by  loyaleagle

Tagged , , ,



Sunday, November 20th, 2011

Cover for Drabblecast episode 223, Bearing Fruit, by Alyssa SuzumuraThis, of course, is what comes of being overly friendly with strange mangoes. One day you’re a wide-eyed virgin, with nary a care in the world; the next, you find yourself most unexpectedly and all but inexplicably burdened in a manner that afflicts virgins only once every two thousand years or so, to the best of your understanding. It isn’t fair, but folk tales rarely are to young maidens — this is the first thing that you really ought to have known.

This week’s episode of the Drabblecast podcast begins with Norm imploring listeners to chip in for the production of his highly anticipated second CD. The Drabble is Déjà vu, by Ben Parker, concerns old magics and old memories. The feature is a change of pace story, Bearing Fruit by Nikki Alfar, in which a naive lass learns of life and her burgeoning womanhood upon unexpected contact with the supernatural. The show closes with classic bbardle Radioactive Runaways.

Help support Norm’s New CD: The Esoteric Order of Sherman. Agree to contribute, guarantee yourself a copy – Pre-order the Order. Classic Norm Sherman penned and performed “bbardles,” done up proper with the full studio treatment, in a package featuring art work from man of mundane mystery Bo Kaier.

Play
Originally published in Fantasy Magazine, March 2010.
Episode Art:  Alyssa Suzumura
Read by:  Kimi Alexander

Twabble:  “I thought I could hold it, but when I reached the bathroom it was too late; the baby alligator’d already slipped my hands. ”  by  Travelin Corpse Feet

Tagged , , , , , ,



Wednesday, May 18th, 2011
Warning:  Some explicit language

Cover for Drabblecast episode 205, Trifecta 216, by Georgia Warley Cummings

Love means never letting go. And biting..

Play
"Just Be" by Sandra Odell was originally published by Ideomancer, Vol. 10 Issue 1, March 2011. "Wonder" by J.R. Hamantaschen is a Drabblecast original story. "You Had me at Rawwwr" by Nicky Drayden was originally published by Shimmer, October 12, 2010. CastMacabre, Cast of Wonders, Jake Bible
Episode Art:  Georgia Warley-Cummings

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , ,



Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Cover for Drabblecast episode 198, Love in the Pneumatic Tube Era, by Matt WasielaWe discover old scrolls that we wrote to each other in high school, back in the Early Pneumatic Tube Era. That was back when a PT message took five minutes to get across the city.

We shake our heads. Now you can send a living butterfly to Dubai in ten seconds…

This Valentine’s Day episode of the Drabblecast’s theme is centered on odd love. Norm rattles off a staggering set of fart/love puns, and waxes on about the travails of staying together in the digital age. In the drabble, we experience love through a fighter’s eyes. In the feature story, two soul mates seperated by great distance negotiate an alternate, steampunk (tube punk?) future. In addittion the Drabblecast 2010 People’s Choice nominations are announced.

Play
Originally published in Darwin's Bastards: Astounding Tales from Tomorrow, (May 2010, ed. Zsuzsi Gartner, publ. Douglas & McIntyre). Pendragon Variety Podcast
Episode Art:  Matt Wasiela, Peter Diamond
Read by:  Kate Baker

Twabble:  “I scan his purchase, a boquette and a spade. Necrophiles need love too, he says. They just have to dig down deep for it. ”  by  Nevermore66

Tagged , , , , , , , , ,



Friday, January 28th, 2011

Cover for Drabblecast episode 196, Moons Like Great White Whales, by Sean AzzapardiThe pilot and her companion skimmed through the atmosphere on organic wings. They had completed their survey and the planet sampling, so this flight out from the landing craft and back was purely for their own joy. They’d timed it exactly so they could see all three moons rise together…

Play
Originally published in Strange Horizons, 28 February 2005. Ray Sizemore
Episode Art:  Sean Azzopardi
Music by:   Norm Sherman, Curt Siffert, Carlos Reyes, Jennifer Galatis, The Cheebacabra

Tagged , ,