Friday, November 15th, 2013

Cover for Drabblecast B-Sides episode 33, Free Range, by Haley GrunlohAfter she lost interest in the green eggs—yes, green chicken eggs (taste the same, look dyed, so what’s the point?)—my neighbor Johanna started raising black chickens. Yes, black ones. They’re popular in China for reasons ranging from nutrition to superstition, and she’d gotten three hens and a rooster from a guy in Chinatown—in exchange for the last two green-egg chickens she had.

“Green is good now in China,” he said. “Helps make a man’s pole longer.”

“Right,” she told him. “Don’t need to kill rhinoceros and go to jail for long pole anymore.”

Originally published in Asimov's Science Fiction, June 2012.
Episode Art:  Haley Grunloh

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Tuesday, October 15th, 2013
Warning:  Explicit language

Cover for Drabblecast B-Sides episode 30, The Tribe, by Bo KaierThe grass is cool against my skin. A nice contrast from the burning hot sun hanging in a sky the color of pale skin, sickly and suffocating. I’m naked but I think I’ve always been this way. There’s a moment of comfort, like everything is going to be OK, before I remember that nothing is going to be OK, and everything is fucked.

Originally published at Space Squid.
Episode Art:  Bo Kaier

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  •  Feature:  The Lemon-Green Spaghetti-Loud Dynamite-Dribble Day  by  William Tenn
  •  Genre:  Drabblecast B-Sides  Strange

Wednesday, September 25th, 2013

Cover for Drabblecast B-Sides episode 29, The Lemon-Green Spaghetti-Loud Dynamite-Dribble Day, by Bo KaierTestimony of Witness No. 5671 before the Special Presidential Investigative Commission. Leonard Drucker, thirty-one years old, unmarried, of 238 West 10th Street, New York City, Borough of Manhattan, employed as a salesman by the Har-Bern Office Partition Company of 205 East 42nd Street, New York City, Borough of Manhattan. Witness, being placed under oath, does swear and depose:
Well, I don’t know, the telephone woke me up about eight A.M. on that Wednesday morning. I grabbed at it, half falling out of bed, and finally managed to juggle it up to my ear. A girl’s voice was saying, “Hello, Lennie? Is that you, Lennie? Hello?”

Originally published in Cavalier, January 1967.
Episode Art:  Bo Kaier

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Tuesday, July 30th, 2013

Cover for Drabblecast 290, The Screaming Door, by Forrest WarnerIt has been two hundred days since the door to my study began screaming. I was nodding over a volume of Edwin Corang’s collected prose when I first felt it; a curious ripple that moved through the
room, standing my hair on edge, followed by the sensation of coffee spilling into my lap as the screaming began…




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A Drabblecast original.
Episode Art:  Forrest Warner
Read by:  Dan Chambers

Twabble:  “Later, lizard-woman gave her errant husband such a strenuous tongue-lashing, that it went in one ear and out the other. ”  by  DireCari

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Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013
Warning:  Explicit language

Cover for Drabblecast episode 287, Sweetie, by Raoul IzzardAudiences have so little respect, these days.

Admittedly, my little travelling show isn’t what it once was. We’ve been on the road for a long, long time. But I like to think that for the discerning customer, we still provide value for money. An experience you can’t get from the computer screen–the modern freakshow–despite all its tricks and special effects…



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A Drabblecast original.
Episode Art:  Raoul Izzard

Twabble:  “"Creativity's a river. It doesn't run dry," Lisa said when she got writer's block. But she didn't factor in the beavers.

I pelt bad:
I typed in a fever
'Twas writer's beaver
My plot was in a jam

I couldn't have that
so I made a new hat
of felt
I don't give a damn
-- Algernon Sydney is Dead  by  Varda & Algernon Sydney is Dead

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Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013

Cover for Drabblecast B-Sides episode 23, Picobeasts, by Jonathan SimsMost Helpful Customer Reviews

5.0 Stars

“Technological marvel, and affordable too!!!”After disappointing experiences with related products, I decided to take a chance with the new Picobeast Remote Camera, Model TA-55. What a wonder! The set-up was easy, the instructions clear and concise. I’ve been trying to get my ten year-old son interested in the natural world, and this device has been a godsend. A wooded ravine runs next to our backyard, and while I assumed we had nocturnal neighbors, it was a revelation when just one night’s surveillance yielded images of raccoons and opossums and a red fox happily going about their lives. My son was so enchanted that he insisted on making treats for our wild friends. Within the week, our bait was bringing a parade of animals, including a badger and mink, and what looks for the world to be a wolf-dog hybrid, if not a pure Canis lupus. I don’t know which of my neighbors owns the beast, much less keeps it hidden…

A Drabblecast original.
Episode Art:  Jonathan Sims
Read by:  Mike Boris, Norm Sherman, Naomi Mercer, John Cmar, Renee Chambliss, Mat Weller, Rish Outfield, Big Anklevich, Veronica Giguere, Nathan Lee, Dave Robison and Ray Sizemore

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  •  Feature:  Unique Chicken Goes in Reverse  by  Andy Duncan
  •  Drabble:  Prosopagnosia  by  Ken Liu
  •  Genre:  Comedy  Strange

Sunday, June 30th, 2013

Cover for Drabblecast episode 286, Unique Chicken Goes in Reverse, by David KrummenacherFather Leggett stood on the sidewalk and looked up at the three narrow stories of gray brick that was 207 East Charlton Street. Compared to the other edifices on Lafayette Square—the Colonial Dames fountain, the Low house, the Turner mansion, the cathedral of course—this house was decidedly ordinary, a reminder that even Savannah had buildings that did only what they needed to do, and nothing more.
He looked again at the note the secretary at St. John the Baptist had left on his desk. This note read:

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Originally published in Eclipse One, (Oct 2007, ed. Jonathan Strahan, publ. Night Shade Books).
Episode Art:  Dave Krummenacher

Twabble:  “I think my cell phone might be sentient. When I charge it, it bleats! Is it just me, or do Androids dream of electric sheep? ”  by  Varda

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