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Post by dreamrock » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:33 pm

He stalks his prey
In night and day.
No pleas are heard
Or any else absurd.
Though they know their fate,
It's too damn late.



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I want another couplet or so in here to balance out the clichéd rhymes and bless the rhythm with a bit of stability. I might try again in a longer form.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:49 pm

DarkPenfold wrote:Lighter in hand, Dan cursed as he reached into the beast’s maw, wishing he’d asked the genie for a self-igniting dragon.
I like it! Welcome to the threeums.
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The Philosophers

Post by Mr. Tweedy » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:43 am

The philosophers saw with dismay that there was nothing left to deconstruct. They glanced at each other suspiciously.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:02 am

:)

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:02 am

Mr. Tweedy wrote:The philosophers saw with dismay that there was nothing left to deconstruct. They glanced at each other suspiciously.
Oh, nice!! :lol:

I vote this for Twabble of the week!
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Re: The Philosophers

Post by munsi » Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:35 am

tbaker2500 wrote:
Mr. Tweedy wrote:The philosophers saw with dismay that there was nothing left to deconstruct. They glanced at each other suspiciously.
Oh, nice!! :lol:

I vote this for Twabble of the week!
...seconded. this is my favorite in a good long time

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by normsherman » Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:52 am

Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!
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Post by munsi » Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:56 am

normsherman wrote:Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!
....suck, you say? Not to worry, i got it held down!



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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:31 am

normsherman wrote:Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!
Aha. Ordinary bribes aren't enough anymore, eh?

But it's real simple, Norm. Always resolve such conundrums alphabetically by username. :D

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Post by munsi » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:25 pm

He hit me with an atomic weapon. A weapon... MADE ENTIRELY OF ATOMS! Specifically a crowbar. It hurt like a sonofabitch.

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Post by strawman » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:20 pm

Worthy.
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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:17 pm

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:02 pm

I was told never to talk to strangers. It's not their fault what they are. Who knew I would have to count talking to myself.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:10 pm

normsherman wrote:Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!
The talented creatures of the forum took to wing at Norman's beckoning. Landing upon his neck, they followed his order.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by DarkPenfold » Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:19 pm

Thanks for the welcome all - a friend got me hooked on the 'Cast a few months back and I thought I'd give Twit-fics a go... a nice way to warm up the ol' creative muscles.

Mr. Tweedy's definitely takes the cake though :D

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:44 pm

normsherman wrote:Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!
Chronomaw advanced on the galaxy. In a last gesture of defiance they arranged a constellation to spell out, "You Suck!"
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by themorg » Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:37 pm

normsherman wrote:Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!
i can do that.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:09 am

munsi wrote:He hit me with an atomic weapon. A weapon... MADE ENTIRELY OF ATOMS! Specifically a crowbar. It hurt like a sonofabitch.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:18 am

I think it's between Tweedy and Munsi this week. Maybe the powers that be will allow for a tie, due to combined awesomeness factor.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:20 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:I think it's between Tweedy and Munsi this week. Maybe the powers that be will allow for a tie, due to combined awesomeness factor.
Bow tie or straight tie?
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