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[strawman]

Ouch and ouch!

I imagine nose-picking would be extra fun too.

Every night since his 12th birthday, the ouches could be heard coming from his room. Would ASID's nosebleeds never end?

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Ouch and ouch!

I imagine nose-picking would be extra fun too.

Every night since his 12th birthday, the ouches could be heard coming from his room. Would ASID's nosebleeds never end?

Touché. Literally.

[Aquarello]

Drifting, Alan realized where all the probes had gone. He had traveled in time. Meanwhile, Earth had traveled in space.


(Seriously: have you ever read a time-travel story that takes into account the fact that the Earth turns and moves around the sun? Go one hour either way, and earth is 66,600 miles away....)

[dreamrock]

(Seriously: have you ever read a time-travel story that takes into account the fact that the Earth turns and moves around the sun? Go one hour either way, and earth is 66,600 miles away....)

Not yet. Cuz that's what the Heisenberg Compensators are for. Oh, wait, that was transporters and they were bullshitting Moriarty. Hm. Interesting point.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

(Seriously: have you ever read a time-travel story that takes into account the fact that the Earth turns and moves around the sun? Go one hour either way, and earth is 66,600 miles away....)

Why, yes. A stunningly brilliant twabble , on this very theme, was posted here.

Also, the whole solar system is moving at a goodly clip, much more than 67K mph.

[ROU Killing Time]

Drifting, Alan realized where all the probes had gone. He had traveled in time. Meanwhile, Earth had traveled in space.


(Seriously: have you ever read a time-travel story that takes into account the fact that the Earth turns and moves around the sun? Go one hour either way, and earth is 66,600 miles away....)

Yes, I have come across that problem before in time travel stories, but I can't remember which one it is.

I've read so many.

Still, nicely stated in 100 characters. :thumbs:

[Aquarello]

(Seriously: have you ever read a time-travel story that takes into account the fact that the Earth turns and moves around the sun? Go one hour either way, and earth is 66,600 miles away....)

Why, yes. A stunningly brilliant twabble , on this very theme, was posted here.

Also, the whole solar system is moving at a goodly clip, much more than 67K mph.

Ah, well. Great Minds Think Alike, I guess....

How do I know you didn't travel through time and steal my idea from last week, huh? Huh? Huh?

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

How do I know you didn't travel through time and steal my idea from last week, huh? Huh? Huh?

Well, that was number 3 on my list.
Right after placing those sports bets and sternly telling myself that, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel was NOT worth seeing for the kitsch factor.

[tbaker2500]

Tom would have chosen blindness if he could. His mother had been so right when she had warned him not to play with himself.

My mother said nothing of the sort!

Now, your mama's so fat...

[Mr. Tweedy]

I was trying to inspire horror, and instead I have inspired "yo mama" jokes. Woe is me.

[munsi]

Drifting, Alan realized where all the probes had gone. He had traveled in time. Meanwhile, Earth had traveled in space.


(Seriously: have you ever read a time-travel story that takes into account the fact that the Earth turns and moves around the sun? Go one hour either way, and earth is 66,600 miles away....)

...i laughed out loud at this, and when i read it to them, so did my roommates. golden, love it.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

"Praise the Lord, I see the light!" And it was true; the combat laser dropped its victims with a distinctive white flash.

[themorg]

I was trying to inspire horror, and instead I have inspired "yo mama" jokes. Woe is me.

The machine partly worked.
The intended horror was changed into a "yo mamma" jokes.
That is what happens with C+ in math.

[themorg]

"Mom was right, i should've studied in physics class." Bob said as his 70 foot robotic bear kept head butting buildings.

[F5iver]

Drifting, Alan realized where all the probes had gone. He had traveled in time. Meanwhile, Earth had traveled in space.

Sadly, you cannot drink Pepsi once it's gone through your nose.

[ROU Killing Time]

"Mom was right, i should've studied in physics class." Bob said as his 70 foot robotic bear kept head butting buildings.

Isn't that more of an engineering problem?

[themorg]

"Mom was right, i should've studied in physics class." Bob said as his 70 foot robotic bear kept head butting buildings.

Isn't that more of an engineering problem?

Bob should have listened to his ma and there would have not been 70 foot bears attacking his old employers headquarters.
Drabble By Morgan Olson

Bob blamed his huge mistake on his poor grasp of math.
More specifically the c+ he got in physics.
Bob had dropped out of his Doctor of Engineering program because Bob had tried Enzyte.
Frustration at not being able to loose his erection, his wife allowed Bob to fulfill his poly dreams.
All of Bob's wifes coworkers got pregnant.
It was at the company Christmas party.
All the ladies had sat on Santa's north pole.
"Why am i building robots when in a couple of years i could have a legions of children." Bob thought out loud to no one.

[dreamrock]

He kicked her out. He had good reasons. She always screwed up breakfast. It wasn't his fault toasters were sentient now.

[themorg]

He kicked her out. He had good reasons. She always screwed up breakfast. It wasn't his fault toasters were sentient now.

it scares me because i have thrown more than one toaster out without near so nice of a send off. i bet if the toast story was still on its way (instead of last year) this would have been the perfect twabble to have been on that drabblecast. i like it a lot.

[themorg]

"She takes after her grandfather, the Bastard Sword and her mother the Battle Ax." Cleaver said to his friends over oil.