Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

[dreamrock]

He stalks his prey
In night and day.
No pleas are heard
Or any else absurd.
Though they know their fate,
It's too damn late.


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I want another couplet or so in here to balance out the clichéd rhymes and bless the rhythm with a bit of stability. I might try again in a longer form.

[tbaker2500]

Lighter in hand, Dan cursed as he reached into the beast’s maw, wishing he’d asked the genie for a self-igniting dragon.

I like it! Welcome to the threeums.

[Mr. Tweedy]

The philosophers saw with dismay that there was nothing left to deconstruct. They glanced at each other suspiciously.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

It was a collegiate death match, with tautologies at Pi paces.
Ready your syllogism sabers; Let the obfuscation begin!

[tbaker2500]

The philosophers saw with dismay that there was nothing left to deconstruct. They glanced at each other suspiciously.

Oh, nice!!

I vote this for Twabble of the week!

[munsi]

The philosophers saw with dismay that there was nothing left to deconstruct. They glanced at each other suspiciously.

Oh, nice!!

I vote this for Twabble of the week!

...seconded. this is my favorite in a good long time

[normsherman]

Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!

[munsi]

Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!

....suck, you say? Not to worry, i got it held down!



"Kneel before Munsi!"
Looking me over, as though to take my measure, he replies; "No. I think not."
They almost never do.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!

Aha. Ordinary bribes aren't enough anymore, eh?

But it's real simple, Norm. Always resolve such conundrums alphabetically by username.

-- Algernon (perhaps soon to be __AAAAlgernon?)

Otherwise, it would have to go to the one who doesn't suck so bad, and that's a bitter {censored} to swallow. It might even bite.

[munsi]

He hit me with an atomic weapon. A weapon... MADE ENTIRELY OF ATOMS! Specifically a crowbar. It hurt like a sonofabitch.

[strawman]

Worthy.

[Mr. Tweedy]

Hail!

[Mr.Shadowbxre]

I was told never to talk to strangers. It's not their fault what they are. Who knew I would have to count talking to myself.

[Mr.Shadowbxre]

Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!

The talented creatures of the forum took to wing at Norman's beckoning. Landing upon his neck, they followed his order.

[DarkPenfold]

Thanks for the welcome all - a friend got me hooked on the 'Cast a few months back and I thought I'd give Twit-fics a go... a nice way to warm up the ol' creative muscles.

Mr. Tweedy's definitely takes the cake though

[ROU Killing Time]

Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!

Chronomaw advanced on the galaxy. In a last gesture of defiance they arranged a constellation to spell out, "You Suck!"

[themorg]

Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!

i can do that.

[tbaker2500]

He hit me with an atomic weapon. A weapon... MADE ENTIRELY OF ATOMS! Specifically a crowbar. It hurt like a sonofabitch.

[ROU Killing Time]

I think it's between Tweedy and Munsi this week. Maybe the powers that be will allow for a tie, due to combined awesomeness factor.

[tbaker2500]

I think it's between Tweedy and Munsi this week. Maybe the powers that be will allow for a tie, due to combined awesomeness factor.

Bow tie or straight tie?