Monday, June 25th, 2012

Cover for Drabblecast episode 247, How I Crippled a World for just .001 Cents, by Bo Kaier“You are accused of stealing the intellectual property of Einstein, Dirac and Heisenberg.” The middle-aged speaker waved his finger at Professor Hillabin, more in the manner of a prosecutor than a judge.

This episode of the Drabblecast illustrates the folly of bureaucracy. In the drabble, one by one an entire classroom of students are promoted to be their own teachers. In the feature, a lost, dimension-hopping scientist is trapped in a world where scientific theories are considered intellectual property. Unable to perform his calculations without them, he finds himself on trial for failure to pay royalties. When he cannot convince the court to take mercy on him, he pulls looses a devastating strategy.

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Originally published in Bards and Sages Quarterly, July 2010.
Episode Art:  Bo Kaier
Read by:  John Mierau

Twabble:  “After hearing the ominous growls coming from the drain, Stephen decided it was time to stop masturbating in the shower. ”  by  Sir_Ignatz

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