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by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:13 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

"May your head grow in the ground like an onion." The old, Yiddish curse used to be harmless. But there was a new god today.
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:01 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

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Scary:
"Barbara, stay away from that house! It's too creepy even for Halloween."
The sign said, "Come on in! We'll talk Amway!"
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:49 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

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Jim and Fang frolicked for hours.
But when Jim lay down for a well deserved rest, Fang lifted his leg.
Neuter me, will you?
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:40 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

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Deranged:
"Timmy, that's not Ol Yeller. PLEASE, put the gun down."
But, Timmy knew; Lassie pushed him in wells due to hydrophobia.
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:32 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

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The Last Enemy:
Arnold stood atop the dead dragon. "Is that all there is?"
His chest hurt and he coughed green and purple pus.
Dragon pox.
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:11 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

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F5iver wrote:HA! I knew you didn't know the derivation of my pseudonym. I see your sneer and raise you two more!
Alas, your return sneer was foul.
'Twas not a hundred chars, but less.
Algie's got the win, now.
You blew it big, confess!
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:02 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

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Ode to Rabble Rousers:
Strawman, the huge troublemaker.
Stirring up fights, on the net.
We'll get him, that faker.
Flame him to death, you bet.
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:43 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

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Lemony Fresh:
Phenopath, "We're not worthy!"
But what are those lemons for?
Merely to ward off the scurvy?
For use about the back door?


PS: If you think that "back door" = slang = "third input", I'm sure I'd deny any such notions. :)
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:25 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

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Back atcha:
*Algernon sneers in F5iver's direction*. F5 is for losers and AOL users. Smarties use Greasemonkey or Perl script FTW.
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:18 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Four Fics For the Fight? ======================== This first one's for you, Strawman. 8) Ode to Debate: He typed and posted savagely but there was no blood. His target was straw? But now the enemy sprang his ad hominem attack. Deadline: "Please! I can't write on demand; I need a muse." He ...
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:38 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Reprieve: Babs sat in the 'impact zone', her dread giving over to relief. "Hallelujah," she thought. The kids are finally asleep! Okay, storm's a'comin'. *lightning flashes, silhouetting Norm playing blues harp on a log* Algernon, suddenly remembers a dentist appointment... Uh, out of sta...
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:47 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

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Algernon whimpers and quakes.

F5iver menaces, not refreshes.

"Please don't hurt me!

"Not the stick... NOT THE STICK!"
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:03 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

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Whoa, Algernon sweeping out from October last year as a new Twitfic force to be reckoned with. *F5iver and Phenopath seeth with rage* Alas, if he had only slightly edited his last missive, he would have complemented (or mocked?) Algie in 100 characters! ^^^^ Gratuitous, meta twitfic. ^^^^ :P ~~~~~~...
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:53 pm
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

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Wow. Three pitches, two strikes. Good arm. The first was just off the plate, because "Using tongs, she poured..." isn't right (unless you have a new type of spouted tongs). But the idea itself is brilliant, so please rework it.: OK, is this clearer? ... Irreconcilable Differences (Take2):...
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:35 am
Forum: Twit-Fic!
Topic: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!
Replies: 1044
Views: 208315

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Twiple Twitfic? Irreconcilable Differences: Crying, Debra watched her wedding ring melt in the white-hot heat. Using tongs, she poured the metal into a bullet mold. Budget Cuts at the Lab: The beaker lay smashed on the floor, Ebola nanites splattered everywhere. Thus ended Doctor "Butterfingers...
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:34 am
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 085 - Trifecta V
Replies: 18
Views: 6441

Goldenrat wrote: Pepe Le Pew was my least favorite Looney Tunes character. In fact, I hated that smelly SOB.
Then you should like the story, since it road-killed him. :wink:
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:39 pm
Forum: Story Discussion - Main and Drabbleclassics
Topic: Drabblecast 085 - Trifecta V
Replies: 18
Views: 6441

Rape by tattoo, Demonic toys, and fresh skunk meat! What's not to enjoy? :D The first story was very original; the second was a good variation on standard themes, the third was inconsequential but enjoyable. Cookie? felt a little incomplete though. The conflict has been set up but then we do not see...