Asparagus

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ScottSpath
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Asparagus

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I lay there on the floor of the boy’s room in the junior high, clutching my middle and pondering how difficult it was to adjust to public school after being segregated from other children my entire life. I must have appeared strange on my first day because Big Mike appointed me his nemesis for no reason. Today, he’d finally given me a thorough beating. I was just trying to make conversation and get on the guy’s good side, but I guess it isn’t appropriate to remark on someone’s obvious ingestion of asparagus while standing next to him at the urinal.
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No good ever comes of discussions at urinals.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"
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100% agree
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