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Footprints in the Sand (probable blasphemy)

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:39 pm
by Ichabod
I arrived in heaven. “Wha’at?” I stammered.

“Peace, my son,” said God.

“But I was just with my on-line match,” I protest, “she’s pretty and athletic, quite muscular actually. And her profile said she was attracted to smaller men. She was perfect!”

“It’s easier to show you,” said God.

A beach appeared. “That’s where we were!” I said. “See the two sets of footprints where we walked hand in hand? But why only one set of prints coming back?”

“You see,” said God, “It was then that she carried your body back to stuff into the trunk of your Camry.”

Re: Footprints in the Sand (probable blasphemy)

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:46 pm
by Necronominom
Ha! I like it. Forensic Files meets theology.

Re: Footprints in the Sand (probable blasphemy)

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:32 pm
by MonsieurMoustache
Ooooh, SNAP! This is a really good one. I love anything that makes fun of the plastic posters plastered all over my school libraries growing up, so this gets a standing ovation from me :)