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Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:38 am
The Cosmo-Neutro bombs kept pounding down around him. Marshmaliens wailed, crisped past their optimal gooeyness. A flaming pizza rolled by him, past the piles of blackened filets. The Bread Palace was completely gone, and molten cheese began shooting to the sky through the fissures. He looked up, seeing his escape pod flying away from the atmosphere.
He awoke as always in a cold sweat. Slowly, he made his way to his window and looked toward the stars. General Bland was still out there. Guy Fieri knew he would never let him destroy Earth, not as the Last Son of Flavortown.
Re: Origin Story
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 5:41 am
I know Fieri stuff was old hat 7 years ago but cut me some slack it’s been a rough 2 weeks and this made me giggle. It’s also (for better or worse) the first thing I’ve written in awhile.