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It Approaches

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The night horde moved through the city without mercy
Many who died then rose
Twisted to serve the dark army
I volunteered
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Transplanted

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The donor kidney was a trojan horse
Housing the entirety of my "self" inside

It will take months
But this body will be mine
Rawr! 🦖🙊
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Nice one!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

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The Bunker

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The bunker is self sustaining
Fully stocked
And could keep us alive for over 5 years

It only took 5 days before I killed him
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Priorities...

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His indiscretions were quickly discovered and no one seemed to care

But when he shaves his beard
Everyone has an opinion
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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I feel guilty unplugging the clone tank. But it’s what we all do every day, right?—kill possible versions of ourselves.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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iwantanewsomething wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 4:32 am I feel guilty unplugging the clone tank. But it’s what we all do every day, right?—kill possible versions of ourselves.
Guilt is why I don't unplug the cloning tanks.
I open them and begin the hunt.
My way, they at least have a fighting chance.

Nice one!
Rawr! 🦖🙊
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Scavenger Hunt

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time for the scavenger hunt
he says with glee
i buried a daisy somewhere in the park
you have ...
about 4 hours to find where
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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The mice were a welcomed distraction for the hoard of gibbering mouths
And now I don't have to kill strays to keep them fed
Rawr! 🦖🙊
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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dinosaurmonkey wrote: Fri May 14, 2021 10:25 pm
iwantanewsomething wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 4:32 am I feel guilty unplugging the clone tank. But it’s what we all do every day, right?—kill possible versions of ourselves.
Guilt is why I don't unplug the cloning tanks.
I open them and begin the hunt.
My way, they at least have a fighting chance.

Nice one!
Ha, you too!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Personal protection is important

But with masks and social distancing

I couldn’t tell which were human

So I got them all
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Re: Transplanted

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dinosaurmonkey wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 6:09 pm The donor kidney was a trojan horse
Housing the entirety of my "self" inside

It will take months
But this body will be mine
That’s great
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Re: The Bunker

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dinosaurmonkey wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 5:28 pm The bunker is self sustaining
Fully stocked
And could keep us alive for over 5 years

It only took 5 days before I killed him
Love this one too
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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maybe mice?

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I notice shadows rushing past me
My parents say it's my imagination
Or a trick of the light
I don't mention the whispering
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Suomy Nona wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 10:55 pm Personal protection is important

But with masks and social distancing

I couldn’t tell which were human

So I got them all
It's best to not take any chances!
If even one of those dirty stinking humans survive
it'll be too many!
They are a plague!

(Very nice!)
Rawr! 🦖🙊
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One God, Alone

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When I had lost my faith in mankind they ceased to exist. I've been trying to find reasons to believe again.

I'm so lonely.
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Come're, Spot! Here, Boy!

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My youngest son found the spot remover in the laundry room and tried it on our dalmatian.
It worked but not as he intended.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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"Don't worry," he yelled, running into the burning building, "I'm 70% water!"
His teacher should have been more clear.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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It couldn't stop itself
Neither could the military
The very hungry caterpillar continues to consume
And we live in fear
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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“Aww he’s so cute.” She said,
raising the puppy to her face.

He smiled and backed away.

Just a lick to begin his new plague.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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