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The new selfie stick, made by Hazardbro, is THE smash Christmas gift this year. Why? It also makes a great lightning rod.
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A cautionary tale about tugging on a certain someone's cape:

They all made fun of the flying man's "handstands..." until he threatened to NOT to push Earth out of the asteroid's way.
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"And they said I should never play god"
cackled the mad scientist as he read
reviews of his role in Jesus Christ Superstar
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Welcome aboard, Whereiswaltjnr!

PS: I'm going to pretend that your nom de forum is Breaking Bad related. :)
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It is. It was a old twitter handle that stuck for some reason.
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Great one, whereiswaltjnr!
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Thank you. That's really nice to hear.
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The last living creature in the world sat alone in a room. He smiled as he heard the click of heels in the corridor outside.
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Montezuma's Comeback

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I squat upon a putrid brown pyramid, of my own production, sacrificing my bowels and praying for sweet, merciful death.
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Sounds like a pretty crappy day. ;)
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Let your character tell you what it’ll do next. Tied to a chair with a revolver to my head, I’m not sure I should write pulp.
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With the Morse code manual resting open on her chest, she woke to the baby’s kicks; three short, three long, three short.
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Niboree wrote:With the Morse code manual resting open on her chest, she woke to the baby’s kicks; three short, three long, three short.
Same Old Story. :P

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They don't say, "Psychotic babies with claws & motor skills." No one would ever get one. So they lie and call them "cats".
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:They don't say, "Psychotic babies with claws & motor skills." No one would ever get one. So they lie and call them "cats".
Good one, ASID.
Of course, they also don't say a lot of other things. They don't mention that the reason St Nick and Google know what you've been thinking is that they are actually cats. They don't tell you how hypersensitive they are, and that they freak when their servants have unsupportive attitudes, such as yours.
And they never tell you where they planted the hairball IED.
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Hmmm. If your hairballs are exploding, might I suggest a little less nitroglycerin in your cat's diet? (Or a fair bit more, if Fluffy is particularly cantankerous. :twisted: )
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If you smell like one thing make it Dee Oh Gee "Yeah baby roll in some garbage and come to daddy" Fragrance by Michael Vick.
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Greetings! This is my first time posting. Here is my hello twabble:

"So cute!" She declared, playing with the baby's toes. She tickled them once more before putting them back on the shelf.
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Welcome aboard, Erica.Weems!
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Passive Resistance

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“Gotcha,” taunted Leonard as his snowball smashed into his foe.
Gandhi realized passive resistance had limitations.
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