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strawman wrote:The fact that most evil takes place at night is resulting in an extremely pallid crop of superheroes.
Who says most evil takes place at night? That's only the penny-ante stuff.

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Whoa! Nice.
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"What's the last thing you remember?"
"Passing out," I replied helpfully.
He bashed me out again; he's so predictable.
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If he could only reach the door he'd be free he thought, the problem was they had cut his hands off first and then both legs.
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It was great being able to look over his shoulder, but his eye always itched so much when he popped it back into its socket.
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Sadly for him his new time machine was really a transmogrifier and instead of just visiting the dinosaurs he became one.
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Poppydragon wrote:It was great being able to look over his shoulder, but his eye always itched so much when he popped it back into its socket.
:)
At least he's not keeping his eye on you.
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This is way more fun than my venus fly trap, thought strawman, as poppydragon posted again in ASID's acrostic twabbles.
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Poppydragon wrote:It was great being able to look over his shoulder, but his eye always itched so much when he popped it back into its socket.
:D

Got some good ones there PD! You too ROU, that was nice.
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The day I stopped tweezing, my eyebrows staged a coup, promptly conquering much of Europe. They've dubbed me Omnibrow.
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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"What's the last thing you remember?"
"Passing out," I replied helpfully.
He bashed me out again; he's so predictable.
:lol: Simple, clean, excellent.
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dreamrock wrote: :lol: Simple, clean, excellent.
Thanks! You have excellent taste. :)
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OK, here goes. Go easy on the new guy, k?

They thawed out my brain and asked what kind of body I wanted. "A horse!", I joked. "What colour?" came the instant reply.
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naruwan wrote:They thawed out my brain and asked what kind of body I wanted. "A horse!", I joked. "What colour?" came the instant reply.
Pretty good. Welcome aboard.
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tbaker2500 wrote:
Poppydragon wrote:It was great being able to look over his shoulder, but his eye always itched so much when he popped it back into its socket.
:D

Got some good ones there PD! You too ROU, that was nice.
I liked this one too. It was icky and drabblecasty. btw, Tom, I did post one of my now rare drabbles over yonder in case you missed it and it fell off the new posts list.
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ROU Killing Time wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:
Poppydragon wrote:It was great being able to look over his shoulder, but his eye always itched so much when he popped it back into its socket.
:D

Got some good ones there PD! You too ROU, that was nice.
I liked this one too. It was icky and drabblecasty. btw, Tom, I did post one of my now rare drabbles over yonder in case you missed it and it fell off the new posts list.
Cheers ROU, I was going for Ewww but icky's good as well :)
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JesterJ wrote:The day I stopped tweezing, my eyebrows staged a coup, promptly conquering much of Europe. They've dubbed me Omnibrow.
Never heard of Threading?

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ROU Killing Time wrote: btw, Tom, I did post one of my now rare drabbles over yonder in case you missed it and it fell off the new posts list.
I felt guilty so i wrote one. thanks for the peer pressure.
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