Drabblecast 280 – Trifecta XXV

  •  Feature:  Try My Shank  by  Kenton K. Yee
  •  Feature:  Morning Espresso at the Church of Me  by  Anthony J. Rapino
  •  Feature  Dead Jimmy and the Selkie  by  Iseult Murphy
  •  Genre:  Comedy  Drabblecast  Strange

Thursday, April 25th, 2013

Cover for Drabblecast episode 280, Trifecta XXV, by Matthew MatticeYou’ve been one-legged since the lasso trap. Your personal ad says “Kids: undecided” even though you desperately want two.

When the maître d’ shows you to your blind date’s table, you are pleased with her prominent forehead and symmetric face. She has potential.

Before you can sit, her eyes drift to where your missing leg would be and snap back to your face. She forces a smile.

You talk menu.

She likes the braised shank.

"Try My Shank" by Kenton K. Yee was originally published at PANK #7.05, May 2012. "Morning Espresso at the Church of Me" by Anthony J. Rapino was originally published in Space Squid, Summer 2011. "Dead Jimmy and the Selkie" by Iseult Murphy is a Drabblecast original.
Episode Art:  Matthew Mattice
Read by:  Mat Weller, Nathan Lee
Music by:   Gringo Motel

Twabble:  “My butcher offered me a hand with my parcels, but they never have enough meat to justify picking out all the little bones. ”  by  Laria Grey

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