“If it’s already in there, it’s already on there…
(This is a discussion)”
Bo’s surgically installed vagina…
Ron Paul’s detachable penis…
And who would win in a fight:
A 35-foot tall flamingo clad in biblical armor, a 2-ton flying nautilus that shoots air torpedos, or six calculating, vindictive Labrador retriever-sized Siamese cat/fleas with serrated mandibles and heat vision.
Warning: Explicit, offensive and unsettling content. Don’t blame us for listening! Unless you love it…
More information about this year’s competition, and the ‘heats’ that produced its competitors, can be found at mega-beasts.com.
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